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Thursday, February 4, 2010

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Bad Bullet

“Ahhh Ben get you ass over here.” Said mom “what-ch you want I’m trying to sleep” said Ben. “Just get yo ass over.”

“Wake up and smell the roses here are some letters from an orphan inch,” Said the butler.” Here give them fifty thousand dollars they all suffer so much”. Said Hugo Chavez

“BEN WHEENNN ARE YOU GOING TO GET A JOB.” Said mom, MOM I already told you I am going to be a famous rapper, man if Ice Cube can, man I can” said Ben. “Honey when you become a bigger rapper then that boy at that corner, then I’ll listen” said mom, what Eva mom.

Hi honey how did you sleep”? Said Hugo Chavez, “very well thank you, what would you like for breakfast” said Oprah the wife.Can I have some bacon and eggs”? Said Hugo Chavez. “Ya I can make that for you”. Said Oprah “thank you” replied Hugo.

“Can I have some bacon and eggs mom” said Ben hell no you ass can have some cheerios who do you think I am bill gates. Yelled mom.” man never mind I’ll get some breakfast from the homey’s” said Ben.” What Eva.” shrugged mom. “What up homies you guys want to go to Denny’s and get a bite to eat?” Ben asked. “Why not” said the homies “all right lets go.”

“Mr. Hugo Chavez do you have your note cards ready for your big speech in a few days” said his assistant “I sure do uhh ok I forgot to do them ok I’ll just write some now ok now what is the speech on” said Hugo Chavez.” The speech is on how you will make Cuba a better place” stated his assistant. “Thank you I must write now.”

Ay Ben we been thinkin how about we going in a gang bloods preferably said the dumb shit why would you go in to a gang you know people get killed or die or even throne in to jail you know what man you go ahead and you do that shouted Ben. Don’t you want to be a rapper? Said friends ya I do but I want a clean slate said Ben. Ok then what rapper ever got popular from going to school and not being a P.I.M.P and especially not being an OG said friends. Man you right I’ll just think about it said Ben.

Mr. Hugo Chavez, a another thing is gang wars and gangs. You should say to kids and adults how bad this gang violence, because it is a dangerous thing how many people die every day just because of color or races.

Ay you punk do you want to pass oww I bet you do don’t you said the Cuban gangster.

Mann I just want to go to school, come on let me throw said Ben

Ha ha ha ha your so funny just give us our money said the Cuban gangster

NO! Shouted Ben

“Ok then do really want to be the bigger man because I can knock that shit out of you fagot!” Threatened the Cuban gangster.

“FIGHTING BOOM POW POW BOOM”!!!!!!!

Stupid Cuban trying to mess with a black belt champion I’m like the afro samurai bitch

Clap clap clap clap clap clap!

Bravo bravo wow, that shit was amazing

A man hold up the Cubans have been trying to take over the bloods territory for years and you can bring a knife to a gun fight and seeing how you just whooped on those Cubans I think you would be a gangster ass @(%@, but to be one you have to do some gnarly things?

What ever people and my friends say I should be a gangster ass @(%@ and now I have a chance to be one!

You do no that this is a one time deal.

Ya ya I no man I got Nothing to lose.


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